I went to Philadelphia’s Federal Reserve and they gave me $100, but there’s a catch…

A bag of shredded bank notes labelled Federal Reserve Bank Philadelphia with an eagle logo

If bank notes are in piss terrible condition, the Fed shred’s them. I really wish our banks in Zim could import newer bank notes for smaller denominations because the bank notes you’ll see here are scary. Then again, shipping 1 million $100 notes is cheaper than shipping 1 million $1 notes.