I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me

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Hey, it’s me: Short Afternoon Walk. As you may have noticed, you’re all turning to me an awful lot these days. Don’t get me wrong, I love what we have together, but I think we need to face the truth: I can never be everything you want me to be.

I’ve taken morning walks for a while, and I’m sure it was for health, fitness and clarification reasons. They don’t accomplish those things but I kind of enjoy it.

So please, for the love of God, I’m gonna need you to develop just one or even two other coping mechanisms. Then maybe, just maybe, we can actually enjoy each other’s company again.

I guess things shouldn’t be a quick fix but an entire system.